There are some great movie titles in the annals of film history: “Casablanca,” “Citizen Kane,” “Inglourious Basterds” … “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.” But they can’t all be winners. For every “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,” there’s a ”Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo.” And for every “Skyfall,” there’s a “Quantum of Solace.”
What in God’s name is a quantum of solace???
Ignoring the deliberately bad titles of B-movies — who are we to judge the glorious absurdity of “The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies” — we’ve compiled a list of 100 heinous-title offenders, in descending order of horribleness.
100 – “Trouble With the Curve”
99 – “Crazy, Stupid, Love.”
98 – “That Was Then… This Is Now”
97 – “eXistenZ”
96 – “Star Trek Into Darkness”
95 – “The Pianist”
94 – “Prêt-à-Porter”
93 – “The Shawshank Redemption”
92 – “Seeking Justice”
91 – “Operation Dumbo Drop”
90 – “Matchstick Men”
89 – “Bounce”
88 – “Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace”
87 – “Martha Marcy May Marlene”
86 – “Failure to Launch”
85 – “I Love Trouble”
84 – “The World Is Not Enough”
83 – “We Bought a Zoo”
82 – “Teaching Mrs. Tingle”
81 – “The Hudsucker Proxy”
80 – “Soul Plane”
79 – “Pokemon: The Movie 2000?
78 – “Someday This Pain Will Be Useful To You”
77 – “Lullaby For Pi”
76 – “V.I Warshawski”
75 – “Cowboys & Aliens”
74 – “Friday After Next”
73 – “Live Free or Die Hard”
72 – “So I Married an Ax Murderer”
71 – “High School Musical”
70 – “Leonard Part 6?
69 – “Chasing Mavericks”
68 – “The Constant Gardener”
67 – “Little Fockers”
66 – “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”
65 – “The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas”
64 – “How Do You Know”
63 – “ I Don’t Know How She Does It”
62 – “Any Which Way You Can”
61 – “Riding in Cars with Boys”
60 – “Blackenstein”
59 – “Don’t Tell Mom, The Babysitter’s Dead”
58 – “Baby Geniuses”
57 – “The Family Stone”
56 – “The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep”
55 – “The Day After Tomorrow”
54 – “Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot”
53 – “Up Close and Personal”
52 – “K-19: The Widowmaker”
51 – “Did You Hear About the Morgans?”
50 – “Gigli”
49 – “Honey I Shrunk the Kids”
48 – “How the West Was Fun”
47 – “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo”
46 – “Herbie: Fully Loaded”
45 – “C.H.U.D.”
44 – “Angels in the Outfield”
43 – “The Men Who Stare at Goats”
42 – “Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too?”
41 – “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan”
40 – “The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain”
39 – “No”
38 – “O”
37 – “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole”
36 – “Are We Done Yet?”
35 – “I ? Huckabees”
34 – “Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd”
33 – “Dreamer: Inspired By a True Story”
32 – “To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar”
31 – “Zzyzx Road”
30 – “Octopussy”
29 – “Drop Dead Fred”
28 – “Quantum of Solace”
27 – “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford”
26 – “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”
25 – “My Left Foot”
24 – “Who’s Your Caddy”
23 – “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”
22- “Shark Boy and Lava Girl”
21- “Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx”
20 – “From Justin to Kelly”
19 – “Surfer, Dude”
18 – “Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer”
17 – “Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium”
16 – “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life”
15 – “Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector”
14 – “Dr. T and the Women”
13 – “Phfft!”
12 – “The Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood”
11 – “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous”
10 – “The Hottie and the Nottie”
9 – “Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties”
8 – “8 Heads in a Duffle Bag”
7 – “ 2 Fast, 2 Furious”
6 – “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked”
5 – “F.A.R.T: The Movie”
4 – “Lucky Number Slevin”
3 – “Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel”
2 – “Freddy Got Fingered”
1 – “Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever”
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